The Shoeman Curse

The Shoeman Curse
The Shoeman Curse

The Shoeman Curse details the tribulations of middle-aged Dusty Shoeman. Dusty is a family man living in chaos—stemming from teenagers, pretentious neighbors, a semi-hostile marriage, and bothersome coworkers. To cope with what he calls “The Shoeman Curse”, Dusty literally closet-writes his way to sanity, but nobody knows about his writing, not even his wife. And Dusty’s been writing a novel his whole married life. In Dusty’s novel, Janet, a single mother, loses her son to cancer. To deal with unbearable pain, she resorts to a cutting-edge virtual mind-therapy, designed to help parents who’ve lost their children. Using a new therapy technique, Janet is transferred to a world where she meets a young boy who reveals a secret. Janet must pass through five doors for the therapy to be successful. Dusty is a man on a mission when it comes to breaking patterns and creating opportunity for his family. He knows teenagers, wives, and pretentious neighbors aren’t always easy to live with, but his sense of humor and hard work both lend themselves to hopefully breaking The Shoeman Curse.

Author Name
Chris A. MacKinnon

Single Chicas

Single Chicas
Single Chicas

Single Chicas is a collection of stories about modern Latinas being in, out, and around the zany hurdles of relationships. One woman receives strange calls from a lonely soul, another seeks advice on how to love herself, and another wakes up in a parallel universe to a man she’s never met. These chicas will make painstaking effort to survive the complexities with humor and grace. Once again, López dazzles audiences with her brilliantly candid craft. Smart, witty, and funny, these stories will explore the true endurance of singlehood.

Author Name
Sandra C. Lopez

Let Me Tell You a Story…The dating life of an average girl and what really happens

Let Me Tell You a Story…The dating life of an average girl and what really happens
Let Me Tell You a Story…: The dating life of an average girl and what really happens

Tired of unrealistic romance novels? In Let Me Tell You a Story…The Dating Life of an Average Girl and What Really Happens, twentysomething European fashion designer Katie Miller invites you into the wild world of her dating life. With cheeky humor, Miller describes her many lovers with tantalizing frankness.
After a messy breakup with her ten-year boyfriend, Miller delves into online dating and drunken one-night stands. Along the way she meets dashing gentlemen from Spain, Ireland, Hungary, and more. From suitors twice her age to a couple wanting a threesome, Miller sees it all. Always willing to own her mistakes, Miller spares no detail when it comes to cringeworthy anecdotes.
Whether you’re looking to live vicariously or just glean useful advice, Miller’s book measures up. Learn from her flubs as she bluntly writes about accidentally flinging lacy panties into the street, discovering a lover has a grown son who’s hotter than him, and screwing up a budding relationship with what she thinks is the man of her dreams, but he isn’t even close.
Best paired with a bottle of rosé, this chatty account of contemporary dating will inspire you to put yourself out there and be your fiercest self.

The Security Tails: Books 1-5: Man in Uniform Erotica Novella Collection

The Security Tails: Books 1-5: Man in Uniform Erotica Novella Collection
The Security Tails: Books 1-5: Man in Uniform Erotica Novella Collection

Josh is a handsome young lad desperate to find work after he graduated from junior college so he takes up a job in security. He is thrust into a position of power with little training and supervision. The directive to observe and report is his only real guiding principle. On his first night he learns quickly that there are wild women that are hot to trot when it comes to a man in uniform. The local county fair offers him more amusements than should be allowed for the intrepid young security officer. Josh then tries not to get too many splinters when he transfers over to working at a lumber mill. A thief ends up being the site manager’s naughty daughter. A lonely wife’s attempt to steal time to create passion fails when her husband is forced into overtime leaving her longing for satisfaction. A lady truck driver’s boyfriend dumps her over the phone and she seeks a quick rebound playmate. Josh returns for another round of debauchery centered on an American cornerstone of free enterprise: the mall. He’ll have to navigate the kinky desires of a punk chick in the back storage room, horribly angry treatment by the prissy high-end retail store manager whom takes her rage out in a highly erotic fashion in her private office, the ire of a theater ticket lady and have more than his heart stolen in a ménage with a pair of hot lustful Santa’s elves. Josh was forced to find a new post after the dalliance with the elves became public and he was assigned to a new dull job guarding a home owner’s insurance campus. He has a carnal dalliance with an officer from a different site, tastes the interracial sweetness of a Hmong food service worker, has an early morning tryst with an employee, takes advantage of a problem one of the janitorial crew is having, and abuses his security powers to teach some trespassers a lustful ménage lesson. Security officer Josh is older and his new site is a supermarket corporation’s data center. He helps the accountant relieve some stress, has an encounter with a filthy homeless lady, flies out to another site to have his heart crushed but gets revenge, has a terrific happy ending in a massage parlor, and is surprised to learn he is a father of a biracial daughter. Will Josh finally man up and take on the greatest erotic challenge of his life?

Author Name
Ameillia Xanadu

The Wee Scottish Penguin Phrase Book

The Wee Scottish Penguin Phrase Book
The Wee Scottish Penguin Phrase Book

All Scottish All Penguin + All the Banter here’s my book The Wee Scottish Penguin 🐧 Phrase Book 📚 nothing can prepare you for what your about to read for any ex-pats who are missing the Scottish banter or for anyone who is wanting to learn Glaswegian & Scottish this book is for you so let the Scottish Penguins 🐧 guide you & translate the Scottish tongue for you.

Author Name
MATTHEW TYRRELL

Hiring John

Hiring John
Hiring John

A promotion sends Londoner Britain St. James across the ‘pond’ all the way to Sin City, USA — Las Vegas. But success isn’t smelling quite as sweet as she realizes she’s middle-aged, single, and with no manly prospects on the horizon. Having no one to share her achievements with sucks, and her man-hungry assistant, Kathy, doesn’t count! As the melancholy sets in, the complimentary drinks flow, and Brit decides that “When in Rome…,” she should do as the Romans do, if the Romans hired male escorts! Before she loses her liquid courage, she makes the call, ordering herself a hot, man-sandwich!

J.D. Russel is stuck sitting in boring seminars in what is supposed to be the adult playground of America babysitting his boss’s annoying son. Sure, Jesse is also his coworker, but J.D. doesn’t care. Recovering from a bad divorce, he craves fun, excitement, and just a little depravity. When he meets a saucy redhead who whisks him off to bed, he feels his prayers to the powers that be have been answered.

Sexy hijinx ensue when Brit hooks up with her man-for-hire. Mistaken identity turns to miscommunication as one awkwardly hilarious one night stand brings two lonely hearts together only to tear them apart. Can they overcome crazy first impressions, and will Brit ever be able to live with herself again after hiring John?

If you enjoyed Bridget Jones Diary, then you will love Hiring John. Brit is Bridget Jones’ with an Adult Content Warning.

Hiring John is an Erotically Incorrect Comedy Short Story – Mature Content: 18+

Author Name
Xaviera Snow

Mowed: An Erotic BBW Comedy Romance

Mowed: An Erotic BBW Comedy Romance
Mowed: An Erotic BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) Comedy Romance

Curvy girl Pepper is accustomed to flying under everyone’s radar. Being a big girl hasn’t led to many dates or exciting adventures. All of that was about to change.

Through the small-town rumor mill, Pepper learns her old teenage crush just moved back to town. Jason was the star quarterback, prom king, and also Pepper’s neighbor from across the street.

One day he sees Pepper out mowing the lawn and makes her an offer of no-strings attached, no-holds barred sex that has the potential to benefit them both.

Nothing quite turns out the way either of them thought it would.

Click to look inside and find out what happens when the simple act of mowing the lawn turns into so much more…

WARNING: This story contains a plentiful amount of graphic sex scenes (over EIGHT of them…yes, I counted…including ones involving Barbeque Sauce, Pirates, Ice Cubes, and Handcuffs). They are all M/F and absolutely consensual. If you’re looking for a sick, twisted, dark tale – please go elsewhere, you will NOT find it here. All my stories come with a guarantee that you will crack a smile, find a happily-ever-after ending, and never have to deal with an annoying cliffhanger. There’s also no cheating, no love triangles, no unicorns, and no murder.

Author Name
Grace Risata